Backyard Excursion

	Duration: 01:05 minutes Upload Time: 06-10-02 23:02:14 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: A relaxing little family backyard excursion by a duck pond with the kids and grandkids in the Dallas suburb of Garland, Texas free from the hustle and bustle of press conferences and the jib jabb of daily life in the harsh bright lights, city lights of Big D. A spoof of relaxation tapes and video.

Movie Drugs

	Duration: 00:41 minutes Upload Time: 07-01-24 01:30:43 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: This spoof video is part of a series on "How To Prepare To Go Into Moviemaking." This part is about some of the drugs you'll most likely need to stock up on.
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coloursepia ::: Favorites marquisdejolie online drug store? 07-01-24 02:19:01 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites I'm a mess. 07-01-24 05:30:16 _____________________________________________________
dalisdolly ::: Favorites Anti-depressants are definitely a requirement! 07-01-24 08:55:13 _____________________________________________________
tripplehelix ::: Favorites Wow.. That looks healthy! 07-01-24 16:06:50 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites I used to be a lean mean green fighting machine but now I jingle when I walk from all the prescriptions in my pocket except for the antidepressants. I use the antidepressants as driveway gravel. 07-01-24 20:31:48 _____________________________________________________
onceyougoatee ::: Favorites Don't forget you MD 20/20. You missed that one on the second shelf. It makes the medicine go down in the most delightful way. 07-01-24 20:29:31 _____________________________________________________
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marquisdejolie ::: Favorites I was hoping someone would notice that visual joke. 07-01-24 21:22:23 _____________________________________________________

Ode To The Manly Scribes

	Duration: 02:48 minutes Upload Time: 07-03-27 22:09:50 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: An homage to Ernest Hemingway, Charles Bukowski and Hunter S. Thompson, manly scribes who, in the end, flinched as humans do.
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coloursepia ::: Favorites they did. 07-03-28 04:29:13 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Hello, mikma 07-03-28 14:47:09 _____________________________________________________
PCinoGuy ::: Favorites You're way too deep Marquis. Whooo, I need a drink now :) 07-03-28 14:47:34 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Thanks, PCinoGuy, but I'm not all that deep. I just look that way next to 12 million videos about farting, belching and home filmmaker attempts at slapstick laughtrack TV sitcom wannabe softcore porn videos. 07-03-28 15:00:51 _____________________________________________________
wolfgangle ::: Favorites good return 07-06-28 17:07:29 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Thanks. 07-06-28 17:41:27 _____________________________________________________
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daughters - another freekin' john mayer cover

	Duration: 04:55 minutes Upload Time: 07-01-17 10:20:44 User: johnnyonline :::: Favorites
Description: a while back i sung "no such thing". that seemed to go alright, so here's another one from mr mayer, "daughters".
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Namrap25 ::: Favorites dude amazing what chords did you use 07-06-14 15:17:31 _____________________________________________________
johnnyonline ::: Favorites umm.. i think i'm using a simplified version of some tabs i found. i can never play stuff as written so i always simplify it. couldn't tell u what the chords were, you'll just have to watch my fingers : ) 07-06-14 17:43:26 _____________________________________________________
Namrap25 ::: Favorites kk thanks man sounds awesome 07-06-14 19:12:00 _____________________________________________________
mbasketcballb ::: Favorites see i play this very differently, and im starting to think i dont have the right chords to this and you do. this is great too. good voice. i love jm too. but oh well, the right chords are no where on the net, and i think you got em :) this is very good, and i like all of your vids (especially jm ones haha) 07-07-19 20:04:41 _____________________________________________________
simmomac ::: Favorites hey man can you lay a tab of this somewhere it's really good. 07-07-21 05:11:37 _____________________________________________________
johnnyonline ::: Favorites sorry.. no tabs, just by ear, and i play it differently most times i play it. 07-07-22 03:47:26 _____________________________________________________
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flasht21 ::: Favorites what effect is it that you're doing? it sounds awesome! which pedal is it? 07-07-24 19:06:49 _____________________________________________________
johnnyonline ::: Favorites it's a behringer VP1 vintage phaser in to my little pignose amp. 07-07-25 06:09:30 _____________________________________________________
phatmike21 ::: Favorites ive watched about 5 of your vids, i'm hooked. subscribed! 07-08-02 03:00:01 _____________________________________________________
Spacemonkeymojo ::: Favorites You rock dude. You look like Marty Ziff. 07-08-04 14:16:12 _____________________________________________________

You Don't See This Every Day

	Duration: 00:32 minutes Upload Time: 06-09-22 14:35:48 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: Mashup of aircraft accident with special sound effects added.
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marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Couldn't find any of yours in here. Try one. It's fun. I know. I have about 150 videos here. What are your videos about? 06-10-20 10:27:33 _____________________________________________________
BulutSarac ::: Favorites WTF!!! You think it's funny??? 06-11-22 18:15:49 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Must be an echo in here. 06-11-23 03:02:04 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Didn't anything like this happen in YOUR military service? 06-11-23 03:02:56 _____________________________________________________
michaeldevito ::: Favorites Actually, I do see this everyday, I watch this video everyday and therefore I see it everyday... 06-11-26 13:44:13 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Well thanks. 06-11-27 01:00:45 _____________________________________________________
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digurgel ::: Favorites well i like it bro, it is funny! 06-12-02 14:59:18 _____________________________________________________
username6991 ::: Favorites this isnt funny it is mean.....that guy probaly drowned....lol....but in a way it is but wat are the odds of u getting it on video 07-04-25 17:06:03 _____________________________________________________
username6991 ::: Favorites o plz reply and add me as ur friend 07-04-25 17:06:24 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites I'm out of town right now. 07-04-26 18:35:37 _____________________________________________________

My Specially Unique Valentine's Day Questions

	Duration: 04:46 minutes Upload Time: 07-02-13 08:47:17 User: Xelanderthomas :::: Favorites
Description: Don't fall prey to cynicism about this day. Answer my illuminating questions and propel youself into a deeper understanding and appriecaiton of this day of love. PS - also my video using movie-maker Don't forget to RATE... ...ah, not that I'm into all that...stats, numbers ...after all this is just the internet... but just don't freakin' forget, ok?!!
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WAITES1234 ::: Favorites Hey Alex ....annoying would have to be an understatement .......hilarious .....cant imagine anyone believed it .....had a great laugh....you are seriously funny...YV 07-04-22 09:05:32 _____________________________________________________
shamanshadow ::: Favorites You absolutely rule as a beautiful and spiritually blessed man. 07-05-03 12:02:23 _____________________________________________________
DagAreHalland ::: Favorites And the point of this video is? 07-05-15 21:30:43 _____________________________________________________
dirtynig92 ::: Favorites cocaine is a hell of a drug... 07-05-29 08:27:12 _____________________________________________________
RicardusG ::: Favorites Damn, I was beginning to think I was tripping there. 07-06-01 22:14:45 _____________________________________________________
Xelanderthomas ::: Favorites To get people to ask "what's the point?" ;-p 07-06-02 02:33:13 _____________________________________________________
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Xelanderthomas ::: Favorites LSD 07-06-02 02:33:33 _____________________________________________________
drizzelddd ::: Favorites lol he looks all dumb and hes trying to be all smart i kinda feel bad for him NOT ahahhahahaha NOOB 07-06-12 09:49:50 _____________________________________________________
TomSanch ::: Favorites I have another one... Do you ever shut up? 07-06-12 10:41:10 _____________________________________________________
citruspinman ::: Favorites Fucking brilliant, i love it Great job 07-07-20 14:09:59 _____________________________________________________

Redneck Logic

	Duration: 00:30 minutes Upload Time: 07-01-29 10:48:41 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: A spoof video of the logic which determines that if I am smart enough to figure out how to email and upload videos to the internet, then I must be smart enough to get cable TV stations back on to my mom's discontinued service Portable WalMart set.
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coloursepia ::: Favorites because I paint walls not mow lawns? 07-01-29 12:48:48 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites poetic 07-01-29 13:00:20 _____________________________________________________
tushygalore ::: Favorites You sir, are a speaker of truth and a pointer out of that which happens yet is rarely spoke of. Or something like that. 07-01-29 15:39:31 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Don't make me blush. Fifty year-olds don't blush well. 07-01-29 16:37:14 _____________________________________________________

Re: @----Where Do YouTube?----@

	Duration: 00:47 minutes Upload Time: 07-03-03 17:32:21 User: FrauBlasebalg :::: Favorites
Description: Since 1994 I live in this town called Siegen, but I never was really happy about it. Thats why some friends and I every now and then go on photo-safari through the town to find the ugliest places. Usually that isn't too hard... We call those photo-projects "Siegen from behind" (if that makes any sense in english?)
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ChangeDaChannel ::: Favorites Looks tranquil there! thanks! 07-03-03 18:42:43 _____________________________________________________
FrauBlasebalg ::: Favorites Yes, it is; the surroundings are quite nice. But the town itself... *shudder* 07-03-04 06:05:18 _____________________________________________________
Xelanderthomas ::: Favorites Wow, great answer to "where do you tube" 07-03-06 22:25:17 _____________________________________________________
FrauBlasebalg ::: Favorites Thanks :) 07-03-07 03:30:42 _____________________________________________________
Boorishness ::: Favorites Beautiful! Especially that lake shot. 07-03-22 11:03:31 _____________________________________________________
FrauBlasebalg ::: Favorites Thank you :) 07-03-22 11:28:13 _____________________________________________________
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John plays his pearl kit

	Duration: 02:29 minutes Upload Time: 06-06-07 11:31:35 User: johnnyonline :::: Favorites
Description: clips of john playing his pearl EXR... crappy sound from the built in mic on the camera
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johnnyonline ::: Favorites thanks, my cymbals is this clip are old (early 80's) Zildjian Avedis Series. New beat hats, medium thin crash, medium ride. just really standard models... that makes them the most versatile i think. 06-10-24 18:36:57 _____________________________________________________
jemssarv ::: Favorites More Cowbell. hehehe. i liked it 06-10-25 22:08:54 _____________________________________________________
FreakCraft ::: Favorites well 5 points 06-12-10 11:09:39 _____________________________________________________
kallegaris ::: Favorites I loved it! awesome! 06-12-18 12:03:56 _____________________________________________________
fieldingnate ::: Favorites hey.. you were the guy tht bought the MHX Pearl set.. 07-01-08 01:15:21 _____________________________________________________
johnnyonline ::: Favorites i sure were! 07-01-08 04:59:49 _____________________________________________________
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slashnumberonefan ::: Favorites what kind of side snare are you playing?? dimensions? 07-03-02 22:14:50 _____________________________________________________
johnnyonline ::: Favorites main snare.. just the pearl export 14x5.5 but the 2nd snare is a 12x3 kids snare from a dolphin kit 07-03-02 23:31:25 _____________________________________________________
MarryJaneWaston33 ::: Favorites the second one is okay 07-05-09 09:05:28 _____________________________________________________
toohot4u4962 ::: Favorites love the cowbell:)funky 07-07-06 19:44:07 _____________________________________________________

Bo Dote Song

	Duration: 01:01 minutes Upload Time: 06-10-13 19:08:29 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: This playful video is a song I composed in Garageband animated and morphed with my Photoshop art.

The Road To Uncertain, PT 2

	Duration: 01:22 minutes Upload Time: 06-03-24 04:20:10 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: A mini documentary on water usage issues in east Texas. See explanations and background details of my zefrank at my blogsite at http://marquisdejolie.blogspot.com

when do eggs go bad?

	Duration: 00:59 minutes Upload Time: 06-11-07 11:46:19 User: nerdkiller :::: Favorites
Description: ok dudes. thx for all the help. I'm glad to still be receiving advice on this matter, however it's now April 25th of 2007 and I don't want to keep you in suspense any longer... I ate those eggs about 30 minutes after making this video. As of this update that was 5 months ago. In summary: Thx for sharing your info, I ate the eggs, this video was made 5 month ago so I'm cool, and the eggs tasted great and didn't make me sick so if u said "ewwww!" or "throw them out dummy" then u should just go and have sex with ur own self, also, you're stupid.
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drGOD ::: Favorites It's sell by date.. I used to work at a place.... er. dairy type retailer haha. Had to stock the stuff. Got a long way to go til they go bad. 06-11-27 03:27:33 _____________________________________________________
evilboob666 ::: Favorites yeah dumbass xD 07-02-16 09:32:07 _____________________________________________________
TakutaBoxer ::: Favorites I know people who actually prefer to eat eggs 2 weeks after the date, he says the yolk is a darker yellow and has a better flavor after the 2 weeks...im not sure though, i just know people who does that 07-02-19 13:35:25 _____________________________________________________
KrazyRezzwa ::: Favorites I'm sorry :P 07-02-25 16:25:51 _____________________________________________________
SC0TTK1NM4RT1N ::: Favorites I just had this very question YESTERDAY!! lol 07-03-24 21:49:49 _____________________________________________________
mesquitebean ::: Favorites Put your eggs in a bowl of water, if they float they are bad, if they sink....eat'em. 07-03-25 10:55:45 _____________________________________________________
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angelskittycat ::: Favorites yeauh uhhhh i think they're bad, but u can tell if u egg a car or apartment/house...then u would know lol 07-04-03 02:27:44 _____________________________________________________
holycrap122 ::: Favorites guys i think he figured it out by now u don't need to keep telling him 07-04-07 20:57:58 _____________________________________________________
likemcrandafi ::: Favorites Throw the eggs AWAY! Brandi 07-04-30 23:28:57 _____________________________________________________
smithysGirl ::: Favorites Chinese food =Bleh VODKA= breakfast! 07-05-24 23:14:54 _____________________________________________________

Waterworm Looks Up

	Duration: 01:12 minutes Upload Time: 07-02-24 16:44:02 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: An experimental arts music video in my waterworm series.
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coloursepia ::: Favorites that was just fun! 07-02-25 01:28:15 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Thanks. I just now learned how to use Quicktime's 'Save To Image Sequence' for Photoshop manipulation. 07-02-25 03:16:43 _____________________________________________________
jellybiscuits ::: Favorites That's odd. I dreamed this exact image last night. Then woke up and saw it on YouTube. 07-02-25 13:48:04 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites It's a sign of the apocalypse! 07-02-25 15:36:02 _____________________________________________________
ZackScott ::: Favorites I can't tell if someone laced my food with drugs or if I'm just watching a weird video. 07-02-25 13:51:24 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Hahaha! Success! 07-02-25 15:36:25 _____________________________________________________
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dalisdolly ::: Favorites Who needs drugs when you have marquisdejolie? 07-02-27 18:44:19 _____________________________________________________
dalisdolly ::: Favorites A-ha, I finally figured out what it was. I had the same "toilet bowl" reaction that tripplehelix did, at first. 07-02-27 18:44:55 _____________________________________________________

Respect

	Duration: 02:48 minutes Upload Time: 06-04-03 12:02:29 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: Man tries to get respect at a crack motel from a manager who won't fix the garbage disposal. See explanations and background details of my zefrank at my blogsite at http://marquisdejolie.blogspot.com

Do Overs Times Two

	Duration: 02:52 minutes Upload Time: 07-03-28 19:01:32 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: My first mobie.
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AngryAussie ::: Favorites Nice Mobie, mate. Tell the truth, you were nekkid doing this, weren't you? 07-05-18 03:52:43 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites totally 07-05-18 04:38:05 _____________________________________________________

Videoland

	Duration: 00:21 minutes Upload Time: 07-02-14 17:33:51 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: A video spoof of The Wizard of Oz.
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MannyBei ::: Favorites You are definetely unique... 07-02-14 22:28:18 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Thanks 07-02-15 11:11:01 _____________________________________________________
burrheadjr ::: Favorites Video land souds a little demonic 07-02-15 03:25:15 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Demons are just angels who couldn't make the cut. Let's not worry about them. 07-02-15 11:14:13 _____________________________________________________
foxalito ::: Favorites F*ck me that's got a few layers to it...! 07-02-15 13:39:13 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites It do. 07-02-15 17:08:51 _____________________________________________________
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foxalito ::: Favorites Love the Oz/illusion of the Powerful thing - particularly in relation to televisual technologies. I see Breznev to the right, surely that's not Rocky Balboa to the left? 07-02-15 19:14:53 _____________________________________________________
foxalito ::: Favorites By the way, who is the hansome young devil in the middle? 07-02-15 19:16:36 _____________________________________________________

Duck Preserve

	Duration: 00:39 minutes Upload Time: 07-01-11 03:27:19 User: marquisdejolie :::: Favorites
Description: A home video of a cute little girl and her family enjoying a lazy Sunday afternoon of relaxation at the duck preserve in Dallas.
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cheezwizard ::: Favorites a casual kind of groove. i was down with it. 07-01-11 03:42:15 _____________________________________________________
marquisdejolie ::: Favorites Thanks. 07-01-14 16:06:33 _____________________________________________________
a4aron ::: Favorites i see you use imovie on an imac 07-01-13 18:08:19 _____________________________________________________

Bullying Naughty-pants

	Duration: 01:26 minutes Upload Time: 07-02-02 02:28:37 User: seanbedlam :::: Favorites
Description: Boo-hoo!
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sourmelee ::: Favorites I am Sean's sandwich 07-02-04 08:20:16 _____________________________________________________
Kedoke ::: Favorites I'm horny 07-02-04 13:04:37 _____________________________________________________
benjierush ::: Favorites Hmmmm, this one of your more cerebral rants. i liked it, it made me think. i don't know if I would call it "bullying" but i mostly agree with the core idea. Thanks Sean, for making me think today. And i was going to give my brain the day off today, you fucking wanker. 07-02-04 23:53:07 _____________________________________________________
salvothasock ::: Favorites i agree wholeheartedly, sir. :) 07-02-05 02:41:29 _____________________________________________________
Routt240v ::: Favorites DOOM is so freekin sweet. you play online on zdaemon? thats a good place to play it HA HA BOOM (bfg) 07-02-05 21:25:49 _____________________________________________________
kirjokansi ::: Favorites Nice one. Like the new style, gives more depth to what you're saying. 07-02-06 00:40:26 _____________________________________________________
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bentsimon ::: Favorites Heheh! I still play Doom by the way... I like the music. 07-02-06 11:01:56 _____________________________________________________
Mooroocho ::: Favorites Whats Momodelcio video response got n e thing to do with What Seany boyio just said? 07-02-07 00:10:17 _____________________________________________________
Tamothegreat ::: Favorites I am jill's nipples and your really good at his split personality thing 07-02-17 13:21:40 _____________________________________________________
seageek ::: Favorites Conversing is great. Especially when you do it with another person. About as common as sasquatch. Well... Almost. 07-02-21 03:46:06 _____________________________________________________

Membership Drive NWWWABCYTGMSVB

	Duration: 02:34 minutes Upload Time: 07-01-27 17:53:35 User: Xelanderthomas :::: Favorites
Description: Looking to expand memebership for the N.W.W.W.A.B.C.Y.T.G.M.S.V.B.
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blackgerman06 ::: Favorites hey i am german, wat up, wie gets, whatever. i lived there for 12 years, and endep in the usa some how. let me join. 07-02-08 09:53:46 _____________________________________________________
devild9 ::: Favorites this video makes me respect you a whole lot more than the first one i seen. 07-02-10 02:59:43 _____________________________________________________
Xelanderthomas ::: Favorites I'm not sure what you mean, you'd have to explain it to me. But with that said, I have to say that I can only beleive that if you disrepected me for the 1st one and not this, that must have not gotten the joke or the satire of the first one. As turns out many people don't. I assure you that they are both in the same vain. But do explain what you mean. Send me a massage. I'd like to hear it-thanks. 07-02-11 04:59:18 _____________________________________________________
TomboysinFishnets ::: Favorites 2 members now! Congratulations! 07-02-11 15:43:51 _____________________________________________________
vasmlim ::: Favorites LOL U R pretty funny. 07-02-15 07:46:49 _____________________________________________________
Jessica7574 ::: Favorites PLEASE DON'T READ THIS. You will get kissed on the nearest possible Friday by the love of your life. Tomorrow will be the best day of your life. However, if you don't post this comment to at least 3 videos, you will die within 2 days. Copy and paste this, to be saved 07-02-22 13:07:25 _____________________________________________________
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sindiwe ::: Favorites So so so funny. Thank you for the belly laughs! Is there a joining fee?? All respectable organisations have a joining fee. 07-02-22 17:34:58 _____________________________________________________
ViLeDeth ::: Favorites This is the second video I have seen made by you. I hope you continue producing more videos, I mean I'm going to subscribe right now lol, and watch the others but I think outside of the 'tube you're probably a very good role model. Thanks for the videos! 07-02-23 01:04:22 _____________________________________________________
Xelanderthomas ::: Favorites Nice thing to say, thanks 07-02-28 00:23:05 _____________________________________________________
mcelectricchair ::: Favorites dude, this is the funniest thing i've seen tonight. which is saying a lot, since on the way home from work i saw an old lady fall off her motorized rascal cart. are you in need of a masked treasurer? 07-06-25 23:43:22 _____________________________________________________